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DRM contest

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This is Francis.

Going on with Rick’s comment about “no DRM” I wonder if anyone reading this can come up with alternative meanings for DRM that are more accurate such as the “Destroy Retail Market” I came up with at my blog last week.

I have no idea what would be a prize for the winning other than the satisfaction of a job well done but perhaps we’ll find a goody of some sort…

11 Responses to “DRM contest”

  1. cohort Says:

    “Don’t Read Me”

  2. Benja Fallenstein Says:

    I like the Free Software Foundation’s take on it very much: “Digital Restrictions Management.”

  3. rick Says:

    Digitally Restricted Media

  4. overwatch Says:

    Dangerous Rootkits and Malware

    Digital Ruthless Monopolies

  5. Benja Fallenstein Says:

    Actually, what cohort said! In publishing, that’s what DRM is. Don’t Read Me. Oh so true.

  6. qbzzt Says:

    “Defective Reading Material”

  7. wjb3 Says:

    Destroy a Respected Media
    Discourage Revolution of Media
    Damn Rigid Monkeys
    Damned, Reviled, Media
    Dictator’s Restrictive Monopoly
    Denial, Rage, Mutter
    Dinosaurs Re: Meteor

  8. Bazz Says:

    Since any protection technique is doomed to failure, i think it…

    Doesn’t Really Matter

    BAzz

  9. A. Dean Says:

    DRM = Draconian Restrictive Monolog

  10. Jordan Says:

    “Dumb Restriction Method”

    Because it is.

    Though I also really like “Don’t Read Me”.

    Because I won’t. For many years I had compromised and would order books from ereader.com since their DRM is relatively light. Well, enough with compromises. I’ve gone through three different credit cards and a half-dozen devices since I first started buying palm ebooks (before ereader there was palmdigitalmedia, before palmdigitalmedia there was peanut press — I’ve been reading on my palm since the early days of peanut press) and I’m tired of dealing with the restrictions. Not to mention being locked into their reader and at their mercy for features.

    Now I just buy the dead tree version and then download a “backup copy” from illicit sites online in a format I can customize and read how and where I want. Of course, I wish I could buy unencumbered ebook versions at more reasonable prices and actually support the authors more directly, which is why love Baen so much. I’ve been a long-time customer of webscriptions and I’ve been richly rewarded with the discovery of many of the excellent authors and books you publish. Over the last few years you’ve given me an alternative to DRM and I can’t thank you enough for it. I’ll try, however, with both my readership and my wallet.

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  11. doctor_hu Says:

    I rather like “Don’t Read Me.”

    Alternatively,
    Destructively Restricting Management
    Digital Retardation of Marketing
    Dogmatically Repressing Media
    Disturbing Regurgitation of… Macaroons. Hm.

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